“I’m bad luck. Good was never an option for me.”
pumpkin circumference ÷ pumpkin diameter = pumpkin pi
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
how much lube do you need for anal ? ?
I do not have enough
gunna have to call bullshit on this
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
do people not remember that creepy show from like 10 years ago where they drew faces on their hands